Saturday, March 7, 2009

CONCEPTTTION AND CHILDBIRTH

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CONCEPTTTION AND CHILDBIRTH

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Mother and Child
by Isabelo M. Quiles, 1992

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1. Pregnancy

  • If a pregnant woman's abdomen is pointed, her baby will be a boy; if it is round, the baby will be a girl.

  • Give an expectant mother anything she craves for, or she will have a miscarriage.

  • If a pregnant woman wants to avoid the unpleasant symptoms of pregnancy, she should step over her husband while he is sleeping and all of her symptoms will be transferred to him.

  • If a pregnant woman eats a fruit from a tree, all the remaining fruits will remain sour.

  • A pregnant woman who eats "twin" bananas will give birth to twins. To prevent this, she must split the twin bananas behind her back.

  • A pregnant woman shouldn't have her picture taken, or her child will die at birth.

  • Visitors who do not enter the house but linger at the door instead will cause a pregnant woman a difficult delivery.

2. Delivery

  • When a woman is about to give birth, place a lighted candle under her bed so that any witches passing by may be seen.

  • After the baby is delivered, the umbilical cord must be rubbed on the newborn's cheek to produce dimples.

  • When a baby lies on her stomach for the first time, place a pencil, paper, and a book under her so that she will be intelligent.


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